TEN FUNNY FACTS ABOUT 2015 ELECTIONS.

TEN FUNNY FACTS ABOUT 2015 ELECTIONS.

1. We had presidential election  two years before ,because  the royal astrologer have told to Mr. Rajapaksha 2015 is a good year to win but he lost to his own party secretary MY3 .The New president  promised  after wining the election the parliamentarian election will be held  in  100 days.But he took
   
    over 1/2 a year claiming that UNP will  have a massive victory over UPAF. The royal astrologer he will no more work politicians and former president said he is no any longer believing astrology.As per Mr.Sumanadasa  all politicians except members of JVP   have come to meet him time to time,but after the election no one still have made even a call.(The royal Astrologer Sumanadasa..)
2. Former Minister Janaka Bandara Tennakon cried that UPFA ignored his seniority,his commitments to the party as well his father and mistreated him.
   
   During Ex -Presidents period.But before the parliamentarian election he went to a political meeting and worshiped Mr.Rajapaksha and plead for  his forgiveness in  public.
3. Mr Mahinda Rajapaksha's permanent residence is in Madamulana,Tangalle,Southern Province,but he gave nomination from Kurunagala,Mr.Sajith Pramadasa's permanent residence is Colombo,but he gave his nomination from Hambanthota,but both of them win with large amount of preferential votes.(Mr .Sajith Premadasa Singing in a political rally)
   
    
4. As per the election results none of parties has not gain majority of the parliament.Still MR can be prime minister if  he can joined with Tamil political parties .People did not vote because they really wanted Mr Wickramasinghe as Prime Minister,But majority did not wanted MR back at all.Mr Wickramasinghe was the opposition leader over 20 years, and he has lost over 20 elections.
   
   
5. Field Marshal Sarath Fonseka did not win single parliamentary seat as well the Buddhist monk from Bodujana Peramuna. Their percentage of votes absolutely negligible.
   
6. 40 OF ex ministers and members of parliament lost their parliamentary seats,Including cabinet ministers from both governments.
   
7. Commissioner of Election Mr.Mahinda Deshapriya  technically retired government officer,it was the election commission made him to stay until President appointed another Commissioner.End of the election he was more popular than any of the politicians in Sri Lanka,But Mr Deshapria assured that he will never entered into politics.
   
8. If Mr Mahida Rajapaksha comes back to parliament as a member of the new parliament which is scheduled to held in 1st  of September he will be the first executive president who cam as a member of Parliament again.He will loose all privileges which are similar to the cabinet minister.(MR is looking at Evander Holifields  bitten ear bi Mike  Tyson)
   
9.  This election reported as the lowest rate of election violent in 62 years of Sri Lankan history.Total number of reported incidents were 272 which is lower than the incidents which happened in an hour  compare with previous elections.
   
1.   Mr.Ranil Wickramasinghe will be our  new prime minister again and  he is the first Sri Lankan Prime Minister who studied in  a Sri Lankan University.Mr .Ranil Wickramasinghe never appeared in public in National suit. He always wears European full suit.(Mr. Wickramasinghe at fruit market)
   
   He was charged in violating human rights ,in Batalanda Commission.During  their previous government well know thug ,a rapist Gonawela Sunil received presidential pardon while he was serving in prison for 15 years. And also he received all island justice of peace.m
   
   It was Mr Ranil Wickramasinghe said to the Batalanda Commission  during CBK''s time ,that they gave presidential pardon because that time the prison was too crowded and intention was make more spacious place by releasing.As a cabinet minister he should be thinking reduce the crime rate not to release another underworld thug, somehow   Gonawela Sunil was killed in 1988 by unknown gunman.No friends or no enemies in politics....Somehow still Sri lankan prisons are over crowded,Previous government had better solution they sent Army and  straightaway killed inmates .But still nearly 10-15 inmates are sharing the same cell.

How the UNP gave birth to underworld – Rapist Gonawala Sunil dies under a hail of bullets.

How the UNP gave birth to underworld – Rapist Gonawala Sunil dies under a hail of bullets.